General News
3 July, 2024
Over the Fence: Bradley's latest 'chilling' sign
THE mornings have been so chilly that it’s been easy to roll over, staying warm and snug. But Bradley of Boort had other ideas on Monday. On another day when the ice was sharper than a steak knife and the temperature looking like another big fat...
THE mornings have been so chilly that it’s been easy to roll over, staying warm and snug. But Bradley of Boort had other ideas on Monday. On another day when the ice was sharper than a steak knife and the temperature looking like another big fat Zero, intrepid Bradley was out putting up his latest Treemendous Sign. Guess the degree of difficulty was greater in the morning chill.
TALKING about hitting the roads in all weather, The Oracle (he of crystal ball fame) is worthy of cracking a mention in OTF this week for heading north at the weekend watching the sons kick the football around. He reports the warmth of hospitality up Wyche way was as good as the home-made soup he devours in the winter months.
AH yes, home-made soup? Saw the other day a photo of a big pot with the captions “when you know what’s on the meal table for the next week”. Winter soups (double dose of pearl barley) and hearty stews are just what’s needed in the depths of winter.
OKAY, haven’t had any jokes for a while. Let’s break the ice with these - Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet. What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos! Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer? He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.
A ND what about the car these cold mornings: They reckon vinegar. alcohol, salt water or onion will stop the window being covered in ice.. ...