BRADLEY of Boort goes up hills and down hills, the brain always ticking ... you could say his ideas have momentum. One of the latest witty offerings on his Treemendous Sign some how combines perpetual forward movement with mowing.
SPEAKING of directional drive, one of Inglewood’s famed sports identities came to a complete standstill on Saturday. There he was, propped and blocking the entrance to not one but two registers at the supermarket engaged in conversation about his latest form on the golf course. Bit like the group coming up the (mowed) fairway), staff quickly had David in gear clearing the way.
AND on some wry wit, the arrival of classical music fans at the historic Inglewood Town Hall saw something of a queue to use electric vehicle charger. No such waiting for a parking spot for another bloke who now has his own reserved spot at the bowling club.
A COUPLE of jokes - “Will you validate my parking?” “You did a great job. Evenly spaced and the perfect distance from the kerb.” Or did you hear about the driver complimented on their parking the other day ... someone left a note on my car saying “Parking Fine.”
WRAPPING up OTF this week: Punters guessing when latest dumped car on Calder Highway near Derby will be covered in graffiti.
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