General News
24 December, 2024
Community Christmas Banter
THE fever of the festive season is well and truly here. The barbecues have started, the parties bringing joy and frivolity at every minute and hour. Bradley of Boort was quick to say the other day that all this fun started in Yando. “We had the...
THE fever of the festive season is well and truly here. The barbecues have started, the parties bringing joy and frivolity at every minute and hour. Bradley of Boort was quick to say the other day that all this fun started in Yando. “We had the first community Christmas gathering and everyone’s been trying to cash in since,” he said the early harvest arrival of Santa.
IT’S the time of the year when some start auditioning for the role of honorary Santa. Bumped into The Oracle in downtown Bridgewater the other day. He reckon’s the festive feasting will have him right for next year.
THERE was also a little bit of banter about King Richard and the Queen Consort over Calivil way. A few now reckon the consort’s Christmas present will be a title elevation to the rank of Dairy Queen. That would have her leading the way in the dairy.
WHILE sans the girth, Cats’ fan Alistair has the beard. Only problem for him helping Santa at the moment is a should operation that has him even sleeping in a sling for a few months. He’s probably wishing for a gift that has Geelong doing better than a preliminary final next season.
FINALLY, from Over the Fence, have a Merry Christmas ... and we can’t wait for your funny yarns this Christmas to share in the New Year.